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A.) Bad Shot - Male Shirt

Carolina Blue colored T shirt with navy ringed collar
and sleeves. 100% preshrunk cotton.
Runs large.

$16.00

B.) Bad Shot - Male Shirt - Plus Sizes

Athletic heather colored T shirt with black ringed collar
and sleeves. 90% preshrunk cotton, 10% polyester.
Runs large.

$18.00

C.) Ran into ex - Male

I ran into my ex yesterday
. . . so then I just backed over her again!
Athletic heather colored T shirt with black ringed collar
and sleeves. 90% preshrunk cotton, 10% polyester.
Runs large.

$16.00

D.) Ran Into Ex - Male - Plus Sizes

Athletic heather colored T shirt with black ringed collar
and sleeves. 90% preshrunk cotton, 10% polyester.

$18.00

E.) Funerals Were Cheaper - Male Baseball Style

After I got divorced, I realized funerals were cheaper.
Olive green/black baseball shirt.
100% pre-shrunk cotton

$20.00

F.) Funerals Were Cheaper - Male Baseball Style - Plus Sizes

After I got divorced, I realized funerals were cheaper.
Olive green/black baseball shirt.
100% pre-shrunk cotton.

$22.00

G.) Funerals Were Cheaper - Male T-Shirt

After I got divorced, I realized funerals were cheaper.
Carolina Blue colored T shirt with navy ringed collar
and sleeves. 100% preshrunk cotton.

$16.00

H.) Funerals Were Cheaper - Male T-Shirt - Plus Sizes

After I got divorced, I realized funerals were cheaper.
Carolina Blue colored T shirt with navy ringed collar
and sleeves. 100% preshrunk cotton.

$18.00

I.) Marry a Bitch - Male

Who knew the courts would let you marry an animal?
But they let me marry a bitch!
Athletic heather colored T shirt with black ringed collar
and sleeves. 90% preshrunk cotton, 10% polyester.

$16.00

J.) Marry a Bitch - Male - Plus Sizes

Who knew the courts would let you marry an animal?
But they let me marry a bitch!
Athletic heather colored T shirt with black ringed collar
and sleeves. 90% preshrunk cotton, 10% polyester.
Runs large.

$18.00

K.) Hemorrhoid Removal - Male Shirt

Divorce = Hemorrhoid Removal.
Athletic heather colored T shirt with black ringed collar
and sleeves. 90% preshrunk cotton, 10% polyester.

$16.00

L.) Hemorrhoid Removal -Male Plus Sizes

Divorce = Hemorrhoid Removal.
Athletic heather colored T shirt with black ringed collar
and sleeves. 90% preshrunk cotton, 10% polyester.

$18.00

M.) Stepped in Ex - Male

I stepped in a pile of my ex yesterday!
Chestnut colored baseball shirt with black sleeves.
100% pre-shrunk cotton. Runs average.

$20.00

N.) Stepped in Ex -Male - Plus Sizes

I stepped in a pile of my ex yesterday!
Chestnut colored baseball shirt with black sleeves.
100% pre-shrunk cotton.

$22.00

O.) Divorce is Like a Horse- Male Shirt

My divorce was like a horse
. . . at the end all I got was crap!

Chestnut colored T with chocolate ringed collar and sleeves.

$18.00

P.) Divorce is Like a Horse - Male Shirt - Plus Sizes

My divorce was like a horse
. . . at the end all I got was crap!
Chestnut colored T with chocolate ringed collar and sleeves.

$20.00

Q.) Up From the Ashes - Male

Up From the Ashes.
Phoenix logo screened in chrome tones on an athletic heather colored T with black ringed collar and sleeves.
90% preshrunk cotton, 10% polyester.

$16.00

R.) Up From the Ashes -Male - Plus Sizes

Up From the Ashes
Phoenix logo screened in chrome tones on an athletic heather colored T with black ringed collar and sleeves.
90% preshrunk cotton, 10% polyester.

$18.00

S.) Pile of Ex - Female

I stepped in a pile of my ex yesterday

Ladies tan baseball shirt with 3/4 brown sleeves.
100% cotton. Snug fit. Runs small.

$18.00

T.) Pile of Ex - Female - Plus Sizes

I stepped in a pile of my ex yesterday

Ladies tan baseball shirt with 3/4 brown sleeves.
100% cotton. Snug fit. Runs small.

$20.00

U.) Got Rid of Jackass - Female

I got rid of my jackass, I got divorced.

Ladies tan baseball shirt with 3/4 brown sleeves.
100% cotton. Snug fit. Runs small.

$18.00

V.) Got Rid of Jackass - Female Plus Sizes

I got rid of my jackass, I got divorced.

Ladies tan baseball shirt with 3/4 brown sleeves.
100% cotton. Snug fit. Runs small.

$20.00

W.) Marry Jackass - Female

Who knew the courts would let you marry an animal? But they let me marry a jackass!

Soft-feel heathered steel T with black ringed collar and
cap sleeves. 100% cotton. Snug fit. Runs small.

$16.00

X.) Marry Jackass - Female - Plus Sizes

Who knew the courts would let you marry an animal? But they let me marry a jackass!

Soft-feel heathered steel T with black ringed collar and
cap sleeves. 100% cotton. Snug fit. Runs small.

$18.00

Y.) Just Die - Scoop - Female

Apple green scoop neck fitted shirt. Soft textured.
95% cotton, 5 % spandex. Runs a little on the large side.

$23.00

Z.) Just Die - Scoop - Plus Sizes - Female

Apple green scoop neck fitted shirt. Soft textured.
95% cotton, 5 % spandex. Runs a little on the large side.

$25.00

ZA.) Just Die - Grey T - Female

Soft-feel heathered steel T with black ringed collar and cap sleeves. 100% cotton. Snug fit. Runs small.

$16.00

ZB.) Just Die - Grey T - Female - Plus Sizes

Soft-feel heathered steel T with black ringed collar and cap sleeves. 100% cotton. Snug fit. Runs small.

$18.00

ZC.) Just Die - Baseball Style - Female

Lime/emerald baseball style shirt with cap sleeves.
100% cotton. Form fitting. Runs average.

$16.00

ZD.) Just Die - Baseball Style - Plus Sizes- Female

Lime/emerald baseball style shirt with cap sleeves.
100% cotton. Form fitting. Runs average.

$18.00

ZE.) Losing Faith - Female

Losing faith in humanity . . . one son-of-a-bitch at a time

Soft-feel heathered steel T with black ringed collar and
cap sleeves. 100% cotton. Snug fit. Runs small.

$16.00

ZF.) Losing Faith - Plus Sizes - Female

Losing faith in humanity . . . one son-of-a-bitch at a time

Soft-feel heathered steel T with black ringed collar and
cap sleeves. 100% cotton. Snug fit. Runs small.

$18.00

ZG.) Bad Shot - Female

Ladies tan baseball shirt with 3/4 brown sleeves.
100% cotton. Snug fit. Runs small.

$18.00

ZH.) Bad Shot - Female - Plus Sizes

Ladies tan baseball shirt with 3/4 brown sleeves.
100% cotton. Snug fit. Runs small.

$20.00

ZI.) Funerals Cheaper - Female

After I got divorced, I realized funerals were cheaper

Turquoise scoop neck shirt.
95% cotton, 5 % spandex. Runs a little on the large side.

$20.00

ZJ.) Funerals Cheaper - Female - Plus Sizes

After I got divorced, I realized funerals were cheaper

Turquoise scoop neck shirt.
95% cotton, 5 % spandex. Runs a little on the large side.

$22.00

ZK.) Rising Up - Female

Rising up through the destruction

Phoenix logo in color on a soft-feel heathered
steel T with black ringed collar and cap sleeves.
100% cotton. Snug fit. Runs small.

$16.00

ZL.) Rising Up - Female - Plus Sizes

Rising up through the destruction

Phoenix logo in color on a soft-feel heathered
steel T with black ringed collar and cap sleeves.
100% cotton. Snug fit. Runs small.

$18.00

ZM.) Up Through the Ashes - Female

Up from the ashes

Phoenix logo screened in chrome tones on a soft-feel heathered
steel T with black ringed collar and cap sleeves.
100% cotton. Snug fit. Runs small.

$16.00

ZN.) Up From the Ashes - Female - Plus Sizes

Up from the ashes

Phoenix logo screened in chrome tones on a soft-feel heathered steel T with black ringed collar and cap sleeves.
100% cotton. Snug fit. Runs small.

$18.00

ZO.) Best Weight Loss - Female

Best Weight Loss Plan Ever! I lost 190 lbs. of dead weight in one day! I got divorced!

Lime/emerald baseball style shirt with cap sleeves.
100% cotton. Form fitting. Runs average.

$16.00

ZP.) Best Weight Loss - Female - Plus Sizes

Best Weight Loss Plan Ever! I lost 190 lbs. of dead weight in one day! I got divorced!

Lime/emerald baseball style shirt with cap sleeves.
100% cotton. Form fitting. Runs average.

$18.00

ZQ.) Not Sorry I'm Divorced - Female

Sorry I'm not a widow.

Lime/emerald baseball style shirt with cap sleeves.
100% cotton. Form fitting. Runs average.

$16.00

ZR.) Not Sorry I'm Divorced - Female - Plus Sizes

Sorry I am not a widow!

Lime/emerald baseball style shirt with cap sleeves.
100% cotton. Form fitting. Runs average.

$18.00

ZS.) Mousepad

Mousepad: "After I got divorced, I realized funerals were cheaper."

$10.00

ZT.) Coffee Mug

Dishwasher safe mug with headstone that reads "My Ex Lives Here" and the slogan "Burial is cheaper than divorce."

$12.00

ZU.) Keychain

Picture of surgeon with the words "Divorce = Hemorrhoid Removal"

$7.00

ZV.) The Bitter Man's Guide to Dating

A hilarious look at 67 different female personality types. Great advice for what to look for, what to look out for, and tips for where to meet great women. A must read for every single or divorced male.

$17.00

ZW.) The Bitter Woman's Guide to Dating

Every single and divorced woman who is out there looking for "Mr. Right" needs to read this book! With 78 different male personality types detailed inside, this book assists you in figuring out what you need to avoid when looking for a good man. Complete with humorous illustrations, you'll also be able to identify the men you've dated before and gain some understanding of why it didn't work out - and why you should be glad it didn't!

$17.00

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